“TEMPTRESS” – Lead Vocals, Guitar
Warn your neighbors in advance !!! Get your booster shots, lock up your booze and medications, hide the elderly and your children !!!
What is Temptress really all about? Don’t ask us, we’re not doctors. What can we say about someone that’s in and out of institutions? Temptress is the founding member and could not come up with a unique stage name so now we have to explain the difference between Temptress “the band” and Temptress “the celebrity”, did Alice Cooper have it this tough?
Besides being well medicated, Temptress was also voted “Best Pill Swallower” and “Most Likely to Scare Small Children and Animals” on her release from the Bellevue Hospital for the Insane. We found Temptress to be quite harmless and lovable, as long she is “Sharing the Luvvv” with audiences and commanding the stage world-wide.
Why is everyone talking about Temptress ”the celebrity ?” Temptress is everywhere and she is connected to just about everyone, which is why we created “All Temptress, All the Time.”
Now you can keep up to date with the stories of the parties, the orgies, the insecurities and the recovery program of the mega star known as Temptress, or at least have a laugh along the way.
Lead Guitar. Bob is brand new to Temptress so we'll go easy on him, his first Temptress gig is right around the corner, so check back in a few weeks I'm sure we'll have plenty to say.
Bass, Vocals. Frank is more of a punk rocker than he looks, always listening to NOFX, MXPX and probably the biggest Ramones' fan out there.
Drums. Known in most circles at ET the Extra Testicle, we haven't dared to look and see if there really is three.
“TEMPTRESS” – Lead Vocals, Guitar, Sequins, Sex Toys & Stilletto Heels… what can we say about someone that’s in and out of institutions. Besides being well medicated, Temptress was also voted “Best Dressed” and “Most Likely to Scare Small Children” on her release from the Bellevue Hospital for the Insane. We found Temptress to be quite harmless, as long Temptress is “Sharing the Luvvv” with the Nasty Habit dancers and audiences world-wide.
PETE DISTEFANO -- Lead Guitar "G2". (Reported Missing Jan 2000) Pete's kind of new to the band so we'll go easy on him. We do call him "Boffa" short for "boffa my balls hitting your chin".
LOUIE SPAG — Bass. (Now in Witness Protection Program) Initially being known by the alias “On the Lamb Lou”, for always seemingly being on the run.
JOE PET - Drums. (Committed to Bellevue) Is that Gumbo?? We just love to bust Joe Pet's balls,,, we will only post pictures of Joe in the most compromising situations.
ED EVELYN -- Lead Guitar (Recently Retired). Ed just couldn't take it anymore, the late nights, shitty food, run-down motels, hot babes, and Nasty Habits in the dressing rooms.
Rhythm Guitar, Vocals. Vince is the Official Dirty Slut of the band, hide your girlfriends and wives when Temptress comes to town.
In addition to vocalist/guitarist “Temptress”, the touring band features dual guitarists Bob Valderrama and Vince Edwards, bassist Frank Malabe and drummer Ed Torres. Catch them on the “Ho and Pimp Tour” coming soon with new Nasty Habits CJ Sleez and Susie Sizzle Lipps from Toronto… Temptress is truly hit international stature.
Sometimes fishnet stockings, high heels, and stuffed bras are just not enough. (as if!) Occasionally, the 'boys' in TEMPTRESS like to pull out the big guns. (no not those! Their stockings are too tight!)