“TEMPTRESS” – Lead Vocals, Guitar Warn your neighbors in advance !!! Get your booster shots, lock up your booze and medications, hide the elderly and your children !!! What is... Read more
TEMPTRESS, ONCE THOUGHT TO BE RETIRED TO SWITZERLAND TO LIVE IN SECLUSION IS BACK . . . WITH A VENGEANCE!
Promising more outrageous performances, and boasting a surgically improved lead singer, the band is back and still tighter than the lead singer’s new butt …
Temptress is the ultimate pop/punk party band. Songs are sarcasticly fun, full of killer hooks, raunchy laughs, and ultimately upbeat. Temptress songs are pure pop/punk/prostitute pleasures with a hook, you can’t get the chorus out of your head — whether you like it or not (your latest guilty pleasure). The audience is invited to pleasingly participate, cheerfully sing along, or simply stand back and watch the insanity.
One reviewer stated it perfectly, “This show is the very best of bad ‘tongue-in-someone’s-cheek’ taste. Novelty doesn’t get much more novel than this. Be brave, and bring your friends.”
In addition to vocalist/guitarist “Temptress”, the band features lead guitarist Bob Valderrama, bassist Frank Malabe and drummer Ed Torres. To support the visual show Temptress fronts with two sexy go-go dancer/backing vocalist she refers to as the “Nasty Habits,” helping visualize the music with multiple costume changes and choreographed dance skits.
Temptress has come a long way since their Halloween debut in a Boston nightclub, (we asked for a date Temptress refuses to date herself). They once held the World’s Record for playing before the most people in a single day, resulting from a series of 42 live shows in front of over 2.6 Million New Yorkers on Halloween. They literally stopped traffic on the streets between appearances on Howard Stern, Regis and Kathy Lee, and their triumphant performance at the Village Halloween Parade which has become a tantalizing annual NYC Temptress tradition.
Temptress has performed at most of world renowned events or “parties you must attend before you die”, like The Exotic Erotic Ball (San Francisco), Folsom Street Fair (San Francisco), Fantasy Fest (Key West), Las Vegas Fetish Ball, Adult Video News Awards, Playboy Mansion (Los Angeles) South by Southwest Music (Austin, TX), North by Northeast Music (Toronto, Ont), and even large corporate events for companies like Nike, Budweiser, AT&T and Pepsi.
Lead singer “Temptress” understands well the secrets of the bands’ success. “Before we were just musicians. Now we’re in show business.
“Temptress brings rock back to its roots — driving, powerful, fun party music with a show that kicks ass —literally”, said Temptress.
Temptress has been seen on virtually every talk show there is, from Sally to Jenny Jones to Howard Stern. And remarkably, she’s one of the few guests that Jerry Springer didn’t sleep with.
When asked of future plans, Temptress responded with . “I think then I’ll design my own line of Temptress fashions, makeup, surgical procedures and pet products”
Now there’s a marketing angle.
Lead Guitar. Bob is brand new to Temptress so we'll go easy on him, his first Temptress gig is right around the corner, so check back in a few weeks I'm sure we'll have plenty to say.
Bass, Vocals. Frank is more of a punk rocker than he looks, always listening to NOFX, MXPX and probably the biggest Ramones' fan out there.
Drums. Known in most circles at ET the Extra Testicle, we haven't dared to look and see if there really is three.
“TEMPTRESS” – Lead Vocals, Guitar, Sequins, Sex Toys & Stilletto Heels… what can we say about someone that’s in and out of institutions. Besides being well medicated, Temptress was also voted “Best Dressed” and “Most Likely to Scare Small Children” on her release from the Bellevue Hospital for the Insane. We found Temptress to be quite harmless, as long Temptress is “Sharing the Luvvv” with the Nasty Habit dancers and audiences world-wide.
PETE DISTEFANO -- Lead Guitar "G2". (Reported Missing Jan 2000) Pete's kind of new to the band so we'll go easy on him. We do call him "Boffa" short for "boffa my balls hitting your chin".
LOUIE SPAG — Bass. (Now in Witness Protection Program) Initially being known by the alias “On the Lamb Lou”, for always seemingly being on the run.
JOE PET - Drums. (Committed to Bellevue) Is that Gumbo?? We just love to bust Joe Pet's balls,,, we will only post pictures of Joe in the most compromising situations.
ED EVELYN -- Lead Guitar (Recently Retired). Ed just couldn't take it anymore, the late nights, shitty food, run-down motels, hot babes, and Nasty Habits in the dressing rooms.
Rhythm Guitar, Vocals. Vince is the Official Dirty Slut of the band, hide your girlfriends and wives when Temptress comes to town.
In addition to vocalist/guitarist “Temptress”, the touring band features dual guitarists Bob Valderrama and Vince Edwards, bassist Frank Malabe and drummer Ed Torres. Catch them on the “Ho and Pimp Tour” coming soon with new Nasty Habits CJ Sleez and Susie Sizzle Lipps from Toronto… Temptress is truly hit international stature.
Sometimes fishnet stockings, high heels, and stuffed bras are just not enough. (as if!) Occasionally, the 'boys' in TEMPTRESS like to pull out the big guns. (no not those! Their stockings are too tight!)
